Continuing the ever-continuing Mario theme

http://home.comcast.net/~ebylsma/pics/superjesus.jpg

I love not being female.

achildress2002: ummm....the only thing i remember is after I logged off, I stumbled out and passed out at the top of the stairs....then stumbled into the bedroom....and passed out just inside the door

And again...

PenPen80: Yeah, that was the best, because it didn't seem like you at all, but that's why it seemed so much more like you.
PenPen80: O_o
PenPen80: Okay, I'll shut 'the fuck' up.

Ha!

ComicsKerouac: Actually, my photoblog doesn't show how poorly my goatee comes in.
ComicsKerouac: I purse my lips and it looks like there's a vagina on my face
ComicsKerouac: The little kids in my complex call me cuntface

More John related goodness

But I'm not gonna paste it, because he's getting all faux-pissy about it :P

Go visit him and increase his viewers to more than 4.
Do a find on my name, and you'll find all of his hopes and dreams.

On kazoo's...

Phil says:
Aww, I remember them, they were great
Phil says:
And by great, I mean fucking shit
Phil says:
And annoying.

Phil says:
no school child can ever play a recorder
Phil says:
yet they're all forced to.

A look at the comics industry pt.2

And now for some DC numbers.

Jeremy you cheeky goite..

Damn, I shoulda thought of that sidebar.

Currently Playing: DJ Yoshi & K-Komplex - The 4th Dimension (Reynolds & Blake Rmx)

Ask a simple question...

cally says:
what would you get someone for their 21st
Phil says:
drunk

Currently Playing: Cris.E.Manic - Leon AZ1465

You know things are bad when....

... you have dreams about buying vodka at a bar.

Currently Playing: Tazz & A.M.S. - Gettin Dirty

Hmmm

Ok, I've just been sent a Gold card from Barclays, and had my limit cranked up by a grand.

For being a loyal customer.

Fuck.

Currently Playing: Dodgee & UFO - Timespan

Speaking of cool animation....

Some very nice stuff from Oafy.

Currently Playing: blur - Bang (Mindwarp Mutations 40 Feet Under Rmx) (All 21 minutes of it)

Let Down By The Matrix Sequels?

Check out these flash animations:

Part One
Part Two
Part Three
Part Four

Currently Playing: Stale Trust - Stale Trust

A look at the comics industry

Probably not interesting for the majority of you, but a nice detailed analysis of sales figures for Marvel.

Currently Playing: Rage Against The Machine - Bullet In the Head

Art? Piece of Piss...

A new way to view London: from a toilet



Currently Playing: Adam Freeland - We Want Your Soul

Fucking Bastards!

I've just had a mouthful of grit from a fucking grit spreading truck.

Fuck icey roads, what the fuck about my mouth????

Currently Playing: Underworld - Moaner

John man...

... the feeling's mutual.ish.kinda.sort of.maybe.or not.

You know what? i fucking love phil. If phil were a woman, id so let her put his hand down my pants, and squish squish squish. the way he curses in that stuff they call "english" is just marvelous. and it honestly feels as if the universe left him behind, so that he can run around freely, without the worry of having reality or sanity catch up to him, anytime soon.

Currently Playing - Eminem Vs Mike Reid - My Name Is (Frank Butcher)

Pray. For. Mojo.... Errr Me.

This is pretty much where I live.

Convieniently swiped from my better half.

Currently Playing: The Beatles - Helter Skelter

Quote of The Day

cally says:
i get the feeling that my dad always wanted a boy, but after the second failed attempt he just settled and decided to brainwash me with thomas the tank engine...large doses of ringo starr are not healthy.

Currently Playing: Four Tet - My Angel Rocks Back And Forth

In The Works

Currently Playing: DBD - Apocalypse

This is Mike

Mike is the nicest most genuine bloke I've ever spoken to.
He's as talented as fuck, and as determined and ambitious as anything.

He's one of the rare people in this world that I actually respect and admire.
Have a look for yerself and find out why.

It's a tad old, I know, but WHAT THE FUCK???????

Barbie & Ken to split

The romance is over for Barbie and Ken, according to toymakers Mattel.

Russell Arons, vice president of marketing at the US toymaker, said that Barbie and Ken "feel it's time to spend some quality time - apart."

"Like other celebrity couples, their Hollywood romance has come to an end," said Arons, who quickly added the duo "will remain friends."

He denied that there was any truth to rumours that the break-up was linked to the launch of a new-look Barbie.

To better reflect her single status, Cali (short for California Girl) Barbie will wear board shorts and a bikini top, metal hoop earrings, and have a deeper tan.

This new style already has attracted a new admirer, Blaine the Australian boogie boarder.

Barbie - the most popular fashion doll in the world, according to Mattel - met Ken on the set of a TV commercial in 1961, and they have been inseparable ever since.

The company claims three Barbie dolls are sold somewhere in the world every second.

The doll who was "born" Barbie Millicent Roberts in 1959 has been everything from a rock star to military medic, and she's currently marketed in more than 150 countries.

Come on, 'Blaine the Boogie Boarder' ???????????

She may as well be fucking a pink kangeroo for all the campfactor in that name.

Cheers to Anz for the link.

Currently Playing: The Streets - Same Old Thing

The reason I'm a skinny cunt:

Big Dave says:
arg i need food but dont wanna leave my room lol
Phil says:
hahahaha
Phil says:
s'been like 24 hrs since i ate
Big Dave says:
erg howdya do it? Id die...i have to eat all the time lol
Phil says:
so do i usually
Phil says:
but drink helps
Phil says:
and being asleep
Phil says:
i'm not hungry then
Big Dave says:
heh
Big Dave says:
true
Big Dave says:
hmm

As sickeningly cute as it is, I love it...

John, you're lucky you're a loveable bastard

God i love phil so much. Why? cause hes brittish. BRITTISH! ive learned through my long pillow talks with phil that not only most, but ALL stereotypes of british people are correct. For one: it is in fact spelled brittish, not british. They eat sticks of butter like water, all of them say "blimey" every fifth word, and every one of them have giant horse cocks. except for phil. always the exception to the rule huh my small penis'd friend? touche tiny penis man, touche.

Blah

1-1

More of the same.

Rah blah mah

It's almost quarter to 2

And I've just had breakfast.

Breakfast consisting of vodka chocolates.
Oh yes.
(Faaaaaaaaaaaaaaank you baaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaby, love yooooooooooooooooooooooou)

Let's start the day as I mean to go on;

I don't know whether to be scared or... no, I'm definitely scared.

John (on his brand spanking new site):

If anyone knows phil, they know that phil is about as close as you can get in reality to mango from saturday night live. You know, the dude that every guy wanted to bone? well phils like that, but except for every man wanting to bone him, we just want to splooge on his british face. like, saying shit like, "yeah! take that churchill!" and "yeah, eat this einstein!" i dont know where the einstein part came from, you say stupid shit as you ejaculate onto another mans face, you know?

Ok, if you have a car...

.. STOP FUCKING AIMING FOR ME!

The amount of times fucking stupid drivers have almost killed me today is fucking stupid.
And it's early yet.

Currently Playing: Kevin Energy & Phil Reynolds - Pounding Senses

It's official.

I've found the world's shittest dj ever.
And he works at 'The Royal London' Wolverhampton.

I'm not claiming to be a mega superstar dj guru or anything, but this guy really really had no clue.
No common sense, no musical sense, no mixing ability, nothing.
And he does this for a living?
And he gets paid????

He really killed the evening for everyone involved.
We were all close to wrist-slitting excitement.

Fuck... they're on to me....

achildress2002: dear lord I'm a computer junkie
achildress2002: you, my friend, are my dealer

Phil gives advice on lust to Americans.

And by Americans I mean Aaron.

Is it wrong to lust after your boss if she has kids and gets paid more and may, or may not have a 'dude'?

If by lust you mean secretly are attracted to but do nothing, then no that's fine.

If by lust you mean salivate and masturbate over the mere mental image and memory of her, then no that's healthy.

If by lust you mean are obsessed with to the point of you rub your hand up against her buttock, sniff her hair and lick her ear at the water cooler, thinking she won't realise, then yes, yes it is wrong.

Brotherly love....

PenPen80: We really should've gotten that picture of you sucking off Ronald McDonald.
ComicsKerouac: That was great
PenPen80: Hahahaha
ComicsKerouac: We did get a picture, didn't we?
ComicsKerouac: Or was it the camera didn't work?
PenPen80: I don't think so...I thought we talked about it, but decided against it.

Mike, Mike, Mike, Mike, Mike.... *shakes head*

The Legend of Zelda: The Wind Waker

John spoils the ending for you all:

hyrule like, sinks inorder to seal away ganon's evil forever or some shit. cause he has a giant ginsu knife in his head. and link and that chick sail away to find adventure and fuck when they reach that right age.

A thought.

If God is everywhere, does that mean he's in hell too?

Currently Playing: Blur Vs Flying Picket - Only 2

So...

Everybody have fun celebrating the day some bloke was stoned to death?
Easter cards should be on sale any minute now.
Enjoy :)

God bless America

http://www.whitehouse.org/kids/tobacco.asp

THIS is how to teach kids to play the piano.

Well, at least it would have been a good 10 years back.

http://www.albinoblacksheep.com/video/mario.php

*insert lightbulb picture moment*

I've had a thought.

My idea is basically the blog of a university student that is simply an account of how much they spend and on what each day.
Nothing else, just expenses and costs.

For a year or for the full length of the course. It's too late for me to do it, but it'd be an interesting experiment, mainly because I don't have a fucking clue where mine's gone.

This is Rich....

Master of the pop-culture reference, rabbi of the art of coincedence, sultan of suave.

Check him out here.

Pretty. Shiny. Ooh. Arrr.

Jeremy's had a site re-design.
Go see and play.

Big Fish

I managed to catch this yesterday and I'm still unsure about it.

With Tim Burton films I tend to either love them or hate them, so it's strange that I'm not either way on this one.

The story and premise was a nice little tale, I've got no major qualms about it. But it all just left me with a resounding sense of "So what?"
It wasn't exactly uplifting, but it wasn't depressing.
It just seemed very blah.

There was potential for a lot more fantastic things and visuals, that would have made the story even more fascinating.

It wasn't a bad film I suppose, but I don't think I'll bother watching it again.

Sometimes it's haaaaaaaaaaaaard to be a womaaaaaaaaaaaaaaan...

So, I'm standing in a lift.
As you do.
Or at least as I do.

There's a female in there, about the same age as me.
I don't take much notice of her, but she's got purple hair.
That kinda stands out.

I say nothing, do nothing.

One floor up, and this pair of females get in.

One of the new females turns to the original female and says "Excuse me, but can I just ask where you got your hair dye from?" or words to that extent.
The original female then tells her. I don't have the exact words, as I really didn't wanna listen.
But then she ends the sentence with, "By the way, where did you get your skirt from?"
To which the skirted female in question then answers her.

Then gets out the lift and goes on her way.

I will NEVER understand female logic.

Right

You're not reading this.
Well, obviously you are, but you won't be reading this untill 2 weeks after I write it.

It's already been a week since my last entry and I've been umm-ing and arr-ing over whether or not to carry on writing even though people can't read it, and decided that I didn't really want three weeks worth of blank entries in the archive.

Long and short, I experimented with something that went a bit wrong.
I was unprepared and it ended up blowing up in my face.
I knew it was coming though. Check out Jan 15th's entry for more details. I would link, but I can't. Yet. I may do later though.

Dave, Dave, Dave, Dave, Dave....

Bastard....

Currently Playing: Jens - Loops n Tings (Marco V Relooped Rmx)

Xing Danwen

I've just been pointed in the direction of one of the most fucking amazing artist's I've ever seen.

Check out danwen.com for some absolutely stunning photography and installations like this:



Currently Playing: Thelma Houston - Don't Leave Me This Way

Adopt-a-Fetus

Right here.



This link comes from the direction of the male Childri. Mucho appreciato Davey boy.

Currently Playing: Slipmatt - Space

"Fucking Cunts"

I'd just like to take a moment of appreciation for John Lydon and his use of "fucking cunts" on the shamble that is "I'm a non-entity, Give me a career!"

He's since quit the show apparantly.
I wonder how much the use of "fucking cunts" has got to do with his departure.

Oh, and once more for prosperity - "fucking cunts" - not exactly the keywords to the apocalypse, eh?

London loooooooooooooooooooooooves........

Is it just me, or is it extremely satisfying to make a young teenage boy cry by grabbing them and rubbing their face in snow, after they've tried to come over as a hard man in front of their mates by throwing snowballs at you?

If it's just me, I'm happy with that.
I'd do it again.

Not that I'm an alcoholic or anything but...

One drink that you HAVE to try is the Vodka Mudshake strawberry and banana flavours.
Alcoholic milkshake, that you can't taste the vodka in and slips down the throat like pure velvet saliva.
Gorgeous is an understatement.

One drink that you HAVE to miss, is the new Red Square Reloaded Lager + Vodka flavour.
It's basically shady, vodka, redbull and iced tea, and the result is fucking disgusting.

Phew....

Well...

Half time results are in, and currently for this year I'm riding on a B-, an A- and 2 straight A's.

I'm quite chuffed with that.

If I can get 4 straight A's over the next twelve week's work, then I should be on line for a first.

4 B-'s or above and I'll be looking at a 2:1 which I'd be fine with.

I'm quite chilled, yet notched up a gear panic wise.

John, you are a fucking genius

It's too large to show here properly, but this needs to be seen by the world.

Patient Zero

I don't tend to go on about comics much on this, but I just wanted to share with you this title that caught my eye in last months Previews;

Patient Zero #1
by (W) John McLean-Foreman and (A) Brent White



As humanity spirals towards global war, Alex Grant and a handful of other imperfectly mutated psychics must battle against the true instigator: an AI that is viciously conquering the human race, one mind at a time. This Issue, "Eternity's Past" Part One. Alex Grant thought that surrendering his freedom to a covert genetics facility would take him away from his problems, but when the facility is invaded by an unknown military force and his only ally lies dying in his arms, Alex must find a way to save them both.

Order Code: JAN041311
March 2004 - $2.95

Click here for the official site, and here for a 5 page preview of #1.

You'll have to excuse me

Currently I'm a bit high on bleach fumes.

I've just spent the last few hours cleaning the bathroom from top to bottom, floor to ceiling.
And yes, that did involve using a step ladder. (Cheeky cunts)
Every last inch has been scrubbed, every object moved.
Dusted, wiped, polished, hoovered.

And I actually enjoyed it.

It's strange, but cleaning the bathroom has always being theraputic for me.
It's just something peaceful and simple, that doesn't take too much thought.

I had a similar sort of thing in my last job, where defrosting the freezers was a great stress reliever.
Hacking away at defenseless ice does wonders.

Yes, I've gone back on my word.

:D