John, you're lucky you're a loveable bastard

God i love phil so much. Why? cause hes brittish. BRITTISH! ive learned through my long pillow talks with phil that not only most, but ALL stereotypes of british people are correct. For one: it is in fact spelled brittish, not british. They eat sticks of butter like water, all of them say "blimey" every fifth word, and every one of them have giant horse cocks. except for phil. always the exception to the rule huh my small penis'd friend? touche tiny penis man, touche.