Jerkin' to Stay Thin

Masturbating makes you thin, according to a Japanese doctor. Hideo Yamanaka says "Ejaculation raises the basic metabolism of muscles and consumes calories. An ordinary young person would have to do it 100 or more times a month for it to have any effect... four or five times a day, if you're really serious." He calculates that for each two kilos of body weight you want to lose you'd need to use up 2 litres of semen.

Devotee Gomesu Yamada says "It's hard enough just to spurt so often, but to get the full benefits of aerobic exercise, it's necessary for the process to be maintained for at least 15 minutes before ejaculation occurs." They've named the practice Onani-bics.

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