Fuck... I'm officially a fanboy.

Del says:
Do you think reed puts much efort into sex or just elongates his dick with his super power?
M says:
I can imagine Reed being crap in bed
Phil says:
I can imagine Reed concentrating on equations to help orgasm
Ben says:
I can imagine sue being a tease in bed. "oops, where did it go!?"
Del says:
You mean what angle his loads goes after ejaculation and that ?
Phil says:
yeah, finding the best possible route to the g-spot
HappyCanuck says:
LOL
Del says:
She wouldn't need contraception, after Reed had done the deed, extend a certain part of her invisible field and chuck 40, 000,000 unwanted lodgers on to the carpet
Phil says:
would a condom made from unstable molecules split?
Del says:
Would Reeds sperm be rubberised, bouncing around like demented tadpoles
HappyCanuck says:
lol, unstable molecules are flame proof.. I don't think splittings a prob...
Phil says:
"Yes luv, I am wearing a condom, honest. It's just made from invisible unstable molecules."
M says:
Because YOU demanded it!
M says:
Stan Lee presents
Phil says:
The Fantastic Forgy!
Del says:
Imagine Alicia Masters and the Thing,
HappyCanuck says:
no thank you... I'm trying to fig out how he doesn't kill her...
Phil says:
D'ya think his sperms like pebbles?
M says:
That must hurt
Phil says:
Or just grit?
M says:
Yikes
Del says:
Ben is that hailstone, "yes dear"
HappyCanuck says:
lol
Phil says:
Heh @ hail
HappyCanuck says:
then you got Johnny... mid-coiter he has a 'hot flash'...