April Fool, a day early.

So, today's April first and it's gone twelve noon so it's safe to chat about shit.

Yesterday however, I almost flooded the university basement.
I turned a tap, and a few seconds later it jumped into the air water spurting left, right and center from the pipe's now tapless hole.
Which resulted in me having to stand there holding it for a while untill the stopcock could be reached and the water turned off.

And then there was the football...

Yeah, I'll be leaving it there.