What the fuck??????? (Or Stupidity begats Stupidy part 2)

As seen on my bottle of shampoo today:

'Beauty is inside but the outside gets you noticed.'

When in the name of Motherfucking Hubbard and her motherfucking cupboard did shampoo bottles start becoming all faux-deep and philosophical yet so infuriatingly clichéd at the same time????

Currently Playing: DJ Mishka's Mad Gay Mafia - The Pioneers Of The Underground (DVD Porn Mix)