Bamgoogled!

I'd just like to thank whoever found the this site by searching for the phrase "how to take care of chipmonks"

Obviously they got here via the "I swear like a fucking foul mouthed trooper having his bollocks gnawn at by rabid chipmonks whilst having red hot pokers inserted up his anal passage and a ten tonne weight dropped on his head (although that would probably be a bit muffled, come to think of it)." part.

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