World Dumbination - Stupidity Ad Infinininitum

Friday, September 22, 2006

The legendary Frank Skinner in his pants

Fuck, yet another clip I've been after for years....

You Tube is such a fucking cool invention.

Ellis = Super Comedy Genius: Fact

http://www.newsarama.com/marvelnew/Dec06/main/NWcvr011.jpg

Has to be seen large to give it it's due and glory.

Roll on October and November...

An update or sorts. Or Sauce.

Fuck knows what that was supposed to mean.
Something alcohol related I'm sure.

So anyway.

I've been without net access at home fer the last few weeks.
BT are a bunch of slack cunts.
They'll probably anally rape me with a telephone pole for saying that, but anyway.

What have I been up to you ask?
Okay, so no-one actually asked that cos yer just staring at a monitor reading and you're not actually that stupid. Although if you are, I love you lots and lots in a special way that only I can. In the ear.

Well, without the world wide web in my bedroom I've been out on the piss.
A lot.

I've been working two jobs so I've been pretty flat out knackered, but the only thing that takes the edge of a nice 16 hour working day is an ice cold beer at 2am.
This is a genetically proven fact y'know.
Scientists in coats and everything.
I know this because Tyler knows this.

I've had some really fucking amazing nights though.
So I'm not complaining.

Although I dare not look at my bank balance.

It's absolutely pissing down with rain outside, we're talking mountain lions and wolves never mind cats and dogs.
I just thought I'd share that random insight because it's what I do best.
It was amazingly sunny yesterday too which is a bastard.
I really have to leave this place in a few hours too.
Grr.

Anyway, I've also moved rooms.
I basically live one floor below where I have been for the last 3 months, in a room that's like 3 times the size.
So fucking lush.
Even though I've probably spent a total of 20 hours in it over the last week.
Oh well, beggars can't be choosers, or employed. Or something.

I went and saw this t'other day.
Pretty funny actually, and really well done.

Erm...

Oh yeah, I've whored out some of my least shit artwork for public viewage over at deviantart.
Feel free to go take a goosie gander if yer that way inclined.
It'll pass ooooh 2 minutes while yer waiting for porn to download.

I can't really remember anything else I was going to say, so with that, I leave you.

Friday, September 01, 2006

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